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I SHOOT STUFF!

Current Residence: Halo Ring World
deviantWEAR sizing preference: Very F*** Huge
Favourite genre of music: II thought I already told you.
Favourite photographer: We don'thave any.
Favourite style of art: The blood smears of the humans
Operating System: Covie 98
MP3 player of choice: Ugh Have no ears.
Shell of choice: Preferably one made of higly strong alloys, colored purple.
Skin of choice: I have no skin.
Favourite cartoon character: What?
Personal Quote: VRRRROOO EAGGGGGRHHH!

Favourite Visual Artist
FlipYap
Favourite Movies
The holograms of the Prophet's preachings.
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
I have no ears.
Favourite Writers
YipYap, The High Prophets
Favourite Games
Halo CE, Halo 2, Halo 3
Favourite Gaming Platform
Xbox, Xbox360
Tools of the Trade
Plasma Cannons, Plasma Turrets
Other Interests
Killing humans with ma lazor

About Me

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Wll, I like to shoot stuff with ma lazer. Ok, now for some questions that will be asked and that will be answered (hehe stole that from ol' gravemind). Why in the hell do I have worms in my heartin Halo3? Where is Master Chief, he killed my brothers. Who is this Shoop, he stole ma lazer. >: ( Oh, looked up about your Earth rituals. Now enough of that, I am glad Halo Wars and Halo3: ODST is coming out. Me and my bro's will be in it, pwning all as usual. I hope Bungie puts us in Halo3: ODST. Now a favor for my fans, I NEED A NEW AVATAR! Your pathetic human avatars will be fine, just need a better one. So please make me a new one, I real
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3 times
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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and
say it to your self 6 times!!


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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!


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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that
1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!


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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you
scroll down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but
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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.







After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and
what you wished for will come true within in one week!







u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!



























































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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!











Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now
pay very close attention this important message!



Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda
chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864
and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that
after hearing these stories.


First Example:


Take Barbra Wallace .. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got
this same chain letter. She had a crush on th e same kid since
kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to
it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her
dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent
the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be
alive.


Second Example:


Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra , he had a crush on a girl since
3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her
love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage
to ask
her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years.
They grew up and
married each other to live happily forever.


Third Example:

Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked.
Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to
check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek
either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was
this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what
could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends
from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same
time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,
and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit!
Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the
next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
ever since.


Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out
withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
send this to-



1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!


10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!



15 people- your crush will say they like you



20 people- your crush will ask you out!



25 people- your crush will kiss you!!



30 people - Your crush will fall in love with you



35 people or more- All of the above!!



Don't blow it, it's ur
chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining
cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a
chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch.....
you only have 1 hour
Yo, scarab, yo think yo awesome jus' coz yo big, but yo can't withstand DA ULTIMATE SPARTAN POWER! NOW TAKE THIS! MY LOVE! MY ANGER! AND ALL OF MY SORROWS! SHINING FINGER SWWWOOORRRDDD!!! GO! GO!! GO!!!
:iconhaloscarabplz::iconwhoopplz::iconbloodking71:

*proceeds to step on your corpse repeatedly*
Linling The Unggoy::iconsaysplz:WOO! I LOVE SCARABS! MY MOST FAVORITE COVENANT VEHICLE OF ALL TIME!
You missed! HAH! NOW TAKE THIS! *jumps on you, proceeds to your energy core and then fires his lazor on it*

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!

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SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!

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Don;t make me step on you thenfire my lazor at you.